MonthOctober 2020

Tantric Sex Gives You Bigger Balls So That You Can Play More Football With Japanese MILFs

Cristiano Colgate from Bowman, North Dakota, is a Sex Blogger and a Home Cleaning Service owner, who writes that focus is the most important requirement to try new sex positions you never tried before. He says one needs to carefully watch those actors in Japanese Mom XXX videos to know what he is talking about.

Cristiano claims to have studied the art of tantric sex under one of the greatest masters of India. As per his observations, it takes different duration for the men belonging to different races to perfect the art of tantric sex; An Average Black Man takes 7 years, an Average White Man takes 10 years, An Average Arab Man 12 years and an Average Indian or Chinese man takes 15 years to master the practice of tantric sex.

Cristiano claims that the nation called India recently became the secret sex capital of the world. The biggest proof is the Japanese men traveling all the way from Tokyo to get some poontang there.

Cristiano once had sex with his gorgeous sister-in-law. He regrets it till date. She made a video of them both playing and having an intimate rendezvous and has been blackmailing him ever since.

Cristiano believes sex once a day is ideal for an adult male. No more no less. How he comes to this conclusion is by noticing the morning wood every day when he was having sex once a day compared to none or multiple times a day.

Cristiano tried NoFap for a while back in 2017. He writes the only benefit that NoFap offers is increased anger and sexual frustration.

Cristiano writes what a pity it is that a magnificent 28 year old pornstar named Victoria June who has been in the industry for years now hasn’t won a single accolade yet. Her only accolade is the semen she has made the guys drip across the globe.

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Patrick Bateman from Cleveland, Ohio, is a sex blogger and one of the top bosses at ASUS North America, who writes on his blog that he doesn’t even know what’s the official Bible right now. He says every Bible he ever read was just an advertisement to join Christianity. One even had this note saying, “I am (enter your name) and I seek forgiveness by converting into a Christian from today. Please forgive my past sins.”

Patrick writes that whenever he drinks too much caffeine, his heart starts pumping too strong. He starts feeling confused and very nervous at the same time. He cannot do anything normal but open porn cams on Stripchat.

Patrick believes at one point different tribes believed the color of semen belonging to men of different tribes had a different color. They thought it was due to their physical color. They had no idea that it particularly had to do with their diets.

Patrick claims to know a guy who practiced NoFap for 7 months and it made him impotent. He doubts practicing kegels along to avoid wet dreams could very well have a role to play in it.

Patrick is married to one of the hottest women you never met. He writes most men wish if their wives were as hot as their secretary, he wishes if his secretary was as hot as his wife.

Patrick claims to know a semen retention freak guy who was one of the most active members on r/semenretention at a point. He once made a crazy move to buy semen from a donor and inject it in both his testicles and prostate believing it would give him superpowers. Sadly, it gave him death instead, he literally died on the spot.