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Patrick Bateman from Cleveland, Ohio, is a sex blogger and one of the top bosses at ASUS North America, who writes on his blog that he doesn’t even know what’s the official Bible right now. He says every Bible he ever read was just an advertisement to join Christianity. One even had this note saying, “I am (enter your name) and I seek forgiveness by converting into a Christian from today. Please forgive my past sins.”

Patrick writes that whenever he drinks too much caffeine, his heart starts pumping too strong. He starts feeling confused and very nervous at the same time. He cannot do anything normal but open porn cams on Stripchat.

Patrick believes at one point different tribes believed the color of semen belonging to men of different tribes had a different color. They thought it was due to their physical color. They had no idea that it particularly had to do with their diets.

Patrick claims to know a guy who practiced NoFap for 7 months and it made him impotent. He doubts practicing kegels along to avoid wet dreams could very well have a role to play in it.

Patrick is married to one of the hottest women you never met. He writes most men wish if their wives were as hot as their secretary, he wishes if his secretary was as hot as his wife.

Patrick claims to know a semen retention freak guy who was one of the most active members on r/semenretention at a point. He once made a crazy move to buy semen from a donor and inject it in both his testicles and prostate believing it would give him superpowers. Sadly, it gave him death instead, he literally died on the spot.

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